Me on a walk today. Now I can finally say it is summer. Just in case you all haven’t noticed.
You’re welcome.
I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry.
Well hello there strangers. I’ve been gone exactly 3 weeks, and more there is to come. How’s my life going? Fan-fucking-tastic. Honestly. You could say I am totally changed as a person (except my sarcastic and sexistic remarks - they are still there) and I love it. Weirdly, I haven’t missed home at all. And for crying out loud, I haven’t even had a thought on Tumblr or Facebook.
Anyways, it was great coming home yesterday and I hugged and kissed with everybody. Although, one of my cats (the little one) has been gone for 5 or 6 days without coming home so I was crying like a baby yesterday. I’m going out looking for her now and I swear to fucking Ghandi and God that if someone else took her in I will light them on fire, burn their corps and piss on their grave. Till I found her, I will be all:
If you think I wrote this post in the nude, you’re wrong. I’m wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace.
The moral of this story is that I am back for 3 days so you can finally start breathing again. That is all, my dear followers. I will write more later, now I gotta hug and kiss and eat with my best friend who is here!
Okay fuckers…
this is it. the last mothafucking post of the girl we all know as God. i have given up my worthless dream to become Tumblr famous and actually gotten a life. i should be killed for betrayal but i regret nothing. i’m leaving tomorrow. my shit is packed. ticket is paid. i’ve cried like a baby for leaving my cats and sisters.
so see you in some months, freaks. i’ll try to live for all of us. farewell, auf wiedershien, hasta fucking la vista, hej då, okay I’m out of languages but bye my bitches and hoes.
Oh, and since I got nothing left to lose; I fucking hate One Direction with a burning passion that is too big to be put in words with the present existing alphabet and I fucking hated every second of them on my dash and I fucking cursed like never before when people spammed them. I also hate everybody who clicked on my Tumblr but didn’t follow. Die. Die all of you. And god let it be painful. Fuck yeah that was nice to have said. That is all, goodbye loves! <3
